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* A WIZARD APPROACHES *

MEET OZ.

OZ · LV.13
Greetings, seeker. I am OZ, wizard of the astralintegration.studio tower. For 13 winters I have hand-cast 170 websites for practitioners, healers, and teachers.

Today alone I have conjured 24 sites ━ a personal record.

Speak, and I shall build thine.
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24
SITES CAST
/ TODAY
LIVE · 170+ all-time
queue · 0 waiting
avg cast time · one afternoon
ITEM 01 / QUEST LOG

THE PATH TO THY SITE.

Four steps. Maybe one afternoon.
Thou shalt not need a credit card to begin.
◈ ACTIVE QUEST
REWARD: FULL WEBSITE
NOW

ENTER THE TOWER.

Speak thy name and email. No coin required. The portcullis opens freely.

2 min
NEXT

ANSWER OZ'S RIDDLES.

Who dost thou serve? What dost thou teach? What price thy work? Simple questions, pre-written so thou shalt not stare at a blank page.

30 min
SOON

CHOOSE THY GARB.

Three aesthetics in the spellbook. Pick one. Thou canst change it later — no penalty. The wizard holds no grudges.

5 min
END

RAISE THINE SITE.

Connect Stripe. Claim thy domain. The wizard casts. Thy site rises. Take thy first booking this afternoon.

15 min
ITEM 02 / SPELLBOOK

THREE SPELLS. CHOOSE ONE.

Each spell is a real website design. Not a template builder. Not a drag-drop.
Hand-cast, tested in battle.
SPELL № 01✦ EARTH
▶ CAST SPELL
THE GALLERY
"Imago prima."
Image-first. Visual showcase. Generous whitespace. For the teacher whose work speaks through photography, not paragraphs.
PWR 85
CRIT 12
MANA LOW
TIER S
SPELL № 02✦ INK
▶ CAST SPELL
THE EDITORIAL
"Magazinus ergo sum."
Quarterly masthead. Didone display. Deep teal + gold. For practices with essays, archives, depth — and a rhythm of publishing.
PWR 92
CRIT 28
MANA MED
TIER S+
SPELL № 03✦ HEART
▶ CAST SPELL
THE WARM HAND
"Manus amor, manus ars."
Handwritten headlines, ruled paper, margin notes. Maximum warmth. For solo teachers who want the site to feel like a person.
PWR 78
CRIT 35
MANA LOW
TIER A+
SPELL № 04✦ SHADOW
▶ CAST SPELL
THE DARK REEL
"Tenebris magnificat."
Cinematic letterbox. Film grain. Ultra-dark with gold accents. For retreat centers and ceremony holders who want gravity.
PWR 96
CRIT 42
MANA HIGH
TIER S+
SPELL № 05✦ FIRE
▶ CAST SPELL
THE BANNER
"Magnus et audax."
Bold typographic poster. Massive type, minimal structure. For the teacher who wants to own the room before anyone scrolls.
PWR 94
CRIT 38
MANA MED
TIER S
SPELL № 06✦ VOID
▶ CAST SPELL
THE BLUEPRINT
"Architectura sacra."
Technical grid. Annotations. Architectural precision. For the school that wants to look like serious infrastructure.
PWR 88
CRIT 50
MANA MED
TIER S
ITEM 03 / BOSS ENCOUNTER

SLAY THE TOOL-BEAST.

The seven-headed foe that drains $346/moon from thy coffers.
Oz hath its weakness.
⚠ BOSS APPROACHES
DANGER / LV. ??
THE SEVEN-HEADED TOOL-BEAST
Each head is a subscription. Each head takes a bite from thy monthly purse. Together they drain $346 every moon ━ and none of the heads speak to each other.
Oz wields the sword OZ.
WORDPRESS "the bloated one"
-$30
ACUITY "the scheduler demon"
-$24
MAILCHIMP "the list-hoarder"
-$45
EVENTBRITE "the fee-leech ~ 7%"
var.
KAJABI "the course-hoarding hydra"
-$149
CIRCLE "the walled-garden keeper"
-$89
LINKTREE "the smallest but rudest"
-$9
TOTAL MONTHLY DAMAGE TAKEN
$346/MO
OZ CASTS · SUBSCRIPTION COLLAPSE
-$297/MO
Thou payest $49 and keepest $297 every single moon.
OZ replaces all seven.
ITEM 04 / LEVEL UP

ONE PRICE. EVERYTHING UNLOCKED.

No tiers. No "pro." No upsells.
Oz doth not play that game.
LEVEL UP!

+ 1 SITE
+ 1 LIFE

THY PRACTICE HAS REACHED LV.02 · INDEPENDENT
$49/moon
or $490/year · two moons on the house
+CUSTOM SITE + DOMAINunlocked
+UNLIMITED BOOKINGSunlocked
+THY OWN STRIPE · 0% FEEunlocked
+EMAIL AUTOMATIONunlocked
+UNLIMITED COURSES + COHORTSunlocked
+MEMBERS AREAunlocked
+ANALYTICS + FULL EXPORTunlocked
+HOSTING + SSL + BACKUPSunlocked
+EN + ES INTERFACEunlocked
+A REAL WIZARD WHO ANSWERSunlocked
⚔ CLAIM THY SITE
14 moons free · NO COIN REQUIRED · depart anytime
ITEM 05 / HALL OF HEROES

OTHERS WHO CLAIMED THEIR PATH.

Not testimonials. Heroes who walked before.
Full roster in the tower archives.
⚔ PARTY MEMBERS
170+ HEROES · 13 YEARS
D
DEVA PREMAL
& MITEN
Mantra-bards · LV.47
Global mantra lineage. Weekly live chants from their tower.
G
GURMUKH
KAUR
Kundalini-sage · LV.52
Golden Bridge teachings. A lineage in motion.
S
SACRED
COUNSEL
Plant-medicine guild · LV.38
A council for integration. Three teachers. One container.
M
MARIANA
HARPREET
Women's circles · LV.29
El Camino del Renacer. Three brands, one voice.
S
SHIV
ENERGETICS
Somatic-healer · LV.31
Body-first integration. Weekly group containers.
U
URI
ATSUR
Ceremony-holder · LV.26
Desert work. Seasonal gatherings in the wilderness.
A
AMA
KURA
Womb-sage · LV.34
Feminine mysteries. Ancient lineage, modern rooms.
?
THY NAME
HERE
Wizard in training · LV.01
The next seat at the table. The wizard hath reserved it.
CAST THY FIRST SPELL

READY
WIZARD?

Enter the tower. Answer the riddles. Choose thy garb. Raise thine site.
Be live this afternoon.
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